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  • Lyrics and music ©2025 by Lawrence Mark Lesser

    They brought me in to survey how people use their yards.
    I took a random sample: the fun was off the charts:
    Some use their yards for parties [woohoo!], most use them to relax,
    Many dine and grill, some play with their pets.
    I love to say I get to play
    in ev’ryone’s backyard,
    in ev’ryone’s backyard!

    They brought me in to measure everyone’s homestead
    For scary heavy metals like arsenic and lead. [yikes!]
    The project had great meaning, well worth the toil:
    Now all the gard’ners know what’s in their soil!
    I love to say I get to play
    in ev’ryone’s backyard,
    in ev’ryone’s backyard!

    They brought me in to brainstorm an experiment to find
    What makes kale grow best -- with a split-plot design:
    I helped them understand what claims were sound.
    I stood by the Hedges’ gee, I stood on solid ground!
    I love to say I get to play
    in ev’ryone’s backyard, ev’ryone….!
    I love to say I get to play
    in ev’ryone’s backyard,
    ev’rybody’s yard….
    best job by far….in ev’ryone’s backyard…
    where the nearest neighbors are…..
    Ev’ry day, a new way,
    I get to play in ev’ryone’s backyard!

  • by Lawrence Mark Lesser

    Math seeks
    structure once
    context boils off.
    Not in statistics
    where context informs method
    and interpretation.

    So when a statistician sits with context
    to write poetry,
    she can play
    in everyone’s yard,
    where sampling
    yields found poetry,

    where visualization
    yields imagery.
    Her couplets like matched pairs,
    even those imperfectly rhymed,
    a tail rhyme on a heavy tail.
    She picks

    poem size
    for higher power
    and adjusted R².
    With elliptical confidence,
    she settles for nothing
    but the best

    fitting line, jittering
    phonetics, poetics, semantics, and linguistics.
    Wrangling rawness, she scans and trims
    for robustness
    ‘til datum yields
    punctum.

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