We Are the Statletes

Lyric ©2013 by Lawrence Mark Lesser
may sing to the tune of "We Are the Champions" (Freddy Mercury)

I've sought my mu's time after time
I have made errors of both kinds.
And bad mistakes -- I've made a few:
I've had anecdotes and bias and no control, too!
But I went on and on and on and on
We... are the statletes, my friend
And we'll . . ., keep designing, with big N!
We are the statletes, we are the statletes
Make time for random,
'Cause we are the statletes . . ., of the world!