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Statisfaction

Lyric copyright by Mark Glickman
may sing to tune of "Satisfaction" (Mick Jagger, Keith Richards)

I can't get no statisfaction,
I can't get no statisfaction.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm sitting down at lecture,
And that man begins to explain to me
That you must pay close attention
When you're fitting your regression
To heteroskedasticity!
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no statisfaction,
I can't get no statisfaction.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm working on my homework,
And I'm filled with great uncertainty,
So I choose the pooled procedure,
And my teacher points and laughs at me
'Cause our p-values don't agree!
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no statisfaction,
I can't get no strong relation.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm handed my diploma
For my hard-earned Bachelor's degree,
And the Dean says I cannot leave
Until I give an explanation
How to compute a correlation.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no, I can't get no,
I can't get no statisfaction,
no statisfaction, no statisfaction, no statisfaction.


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