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Smells Like Stat Spirit

Lyrics © 2015 Lawrence Mark Lesser
may sing to the tune of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (Nirvana)

Those anecdotes of all your friends
Will make you lose if you depend:
You cannot be so self-assured
With an alpha of one-third!

CHORUS:
Hello hello hello how low
Hello hello hello how low
Hello hello hello how low
Hello hello hello.
Without data, it's more dangerous:
I would be an ignoramus!
See the skewness, correlate this!
I need data to explain this:
A priori, it's Pareto, Bonferroni,
A placebo, yeah! hey!

With data, I do a test:
p-value found, p-value blessed.
A little group the sample's been:
I always want a bigger n.

(Repeat Chorus, except last 2 lines)

Simulation, variation, estimation, imputation,
A new trial, a new trial, a new trial, a new trial, a new trial.


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