Random Sample

lyric © 2017 Lawrence M. Lesser
sing to the tune of the KC & the Sunshine Band hit “(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty”

Two…. million readers
picked Landon to
from thousands picked by chance.

(Shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake:
random sample,
random sample)2x

Ahhh, you think
you can pick them
very well,
But drafting
for Vietnam
wasn’t swell.

(Repeat Chorus)

Shake, shake, shake
shake, shake, shake:
iPod Shuffle,
quick pick lotto.
Shake, shake, shake,
take, take, take:
random sample!