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  • Lyrics © Mary McLellan
    may sing to the tune of Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass"

    You know you randomly select, select, no effect
    You know you randomly select, select, no effect
    You know you randomly select, select, no effect
    When your sample’s like the population you can generalize

    You know you randomly select, select, no effect
    You know you randomly select, select, no effect
    You know you randomly select, select, no effect
    When your sample’s like the population you can generalize

    When you make an experiment you must randomly assign
    To make the groups the same so your treatment is the why
    When you make an experiment you must randomly assign
    To make the groups the same so your treatment is the why

  • Lyrics © Mary McLellan
    may sing to the tune of Toni Basil's "Mickey" 

    Hey cluster- you’re a group. I will sample all of you
    HEY CLUSTER
    HEY CLUSTER
    Hey cluster- you’re a group. I will sample all of you
    HEY CLUSTER
    HEY CLUSTER
    Hey cluster- you’re a group. I’ll take all from some of you
    HEY CLUSTER
    HEY CLUSTER
    Hey cluster- you’re a group. I’ll take all from some of you
    HEY CLUSTER
    STRATIFY
    STRATIFY
    Homogeneous, every single group is homogenous.
    STRATIFY
    STRATIFY
    Homogeneous
    I get all kinds cuz- I get you and you and some of all of you

     

     
  • Music and lyrics ©2017 by Lawrence Mark Lesser

    Big questions are limited when they’re just YES or NO,
    Like “Is race important?”: This question is called “closed”.
    Some questions are double-barreled -- they ask two sep’rate things,
    Like “Do you like French fries and onion rings?”

    CHORUS: Question the questions on ev’ry single poll so the answers will be meaningful!

    Some questions are leading, now don’t you agree?
    Could you tell what I want for you to say to me?
    Some items are loaded like “rate the foreign plan
    Of Barack Hussein Obama, who has a Muslim Kenyan dad.”
    Some questions are too complex -- here is an instance:
    Should Congress not be prohibited from banning pot because it will decrease driving under the influence?
    That item’s many clauses or negation words,
    Make it hard to follow, understanding is blurred.  

    (Repeat CHORUS)

    Some options are not exhaustive, like askin’ someone’s faith
    With “atheist” and “Christian” all that is displayed.
    And options not disjoint can also be a trap
    Like “teenage” and “voting age” have overlap. 
    Some questions omit the option “prefer not to answer”:
    With sensitive data and beliefs, it’s a major factor.
    Some scales are unbalanced, like rating this song we’ve shared
    As “excellent”, “very good”, “good”, or “fair”.  

    (Repeat CHORUS)

  • by Lawrence Mark Lesser

    In ev'ry line,
    the rhyme design
    would sure confine
    the flow so fine,
    a twisted vine.

    As odds decline,
    I do opine:
    "Things may untwine
    here after nine,
    ending differently."

  • If you make soup, tasting it is a way of taking a sample of its flavor. If you don't stir first you might taste only the last seasoning you added and get the flavor wrong. 

    Jaana M Goodrich (1955 - )

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