Lyric © 2017 Lawrence Mark Lesser
May sing to the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees

Well you can tell by the way some do a test
They’re just lookin’ for values blessed;
Draw a line and guard it strong
Against an error of Type One.

With point oh-four-nine, it’s okay: Their work may see the light of day.
We can try to understand what makes results significant.
Z of more than 2 lets shaded tails accrue below point-oh-five, point-oh-five.
That’s what Fisher mused so everybody used point-oh-five, point-oh-five.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, point-oh-five, point-oh-five
Ah, ha, ha, ha, point-oh-fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive