It Don't Mean A Thing (If You Don't Do Modelling!)

Sung by Gurdeep Stephens. Lyrics copyright and music performed by Michael Greenacre.
See also their "The Millenium Song" project.
May sing to tune of "It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)" (Duke Ellington and Irving Mills)

It don't mean a thing if you don't do modelling,
Doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-waah
It don't mean a thing if you don't do modelling,
Doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-waah

It don't matter if you're frequentist or Bayesian,
You just need a model with some alphas and betas, and x's and y's, and i's and j's and k's in

So it don't mean a thing if you don't do modelling
Doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-waah
It don't mean a thing if you don't do modelling,
Doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-waah
Doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah-doo-wah - doo-wah-doo-wah - wah!