I Want to Teach You Stats

Lyric by Armin Schwartzman
may sing to the tune of "I Want to Hold Your Hand" (John Lennon, Paul McCartney)

Oh yeah, I'll teach you something.
I hope you'll understand.
Let's start testing something
I want to teach you Stats
I want to teach you Stats
I want to teach you Stats

Oh please, say to me
If you don't understand
And please, don't fall asleep
Just please raise your hand.
Now let me see your hand,
Come on and raise your hand.

And when I teach you, I feel happy inside.
It's such a feeling to feel smart
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.

Yeah, you, please ask something,
How much math can you stand?
Let's now estimate something
I want to teach you Stats
I want to teach you Stats
I want to teach you Stats