Give Stats a Chance

Lyric copyright by Armin Schwartzman
may sing to the tune of "Give Peace a Chance" (John Lennon)

Everybody's talking about
Classification, estimation, information, validation,
Integration, derivation, expectation, deviation
All we are saying is give Stats a chance

Everybody's talking about
Simulation, computation, transformation, model selection,
linear regression, ridge regression, spline regression,
logistic regression
All we are saying is give Stats a chance

Everybody's talking about
Univariate, multivariate, distribution, convolution
Maximizer, minimizer, analyzer, optimizer
Databases, smoothing bases, wavelet bases,
So amazing!
All we are saying is give Stats a chance


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