Lyrics & Music © 2021 Jonathan F. Spencer
Best Fit Lover
I built a model to tell me whom to love, trained on data from my youth. My null hypothesis was there was someone else, but could the alternate be truth?
Where are you, best fit lover? Proven true, significant other. Where are you, best fit lover? Proven true, significant other.
Method
I set my alpha well below 0.05, ‘cause why take chances on our fate? I picked predictors, both natural and derived. Scaled and centered every trait.
Where are you, best fit lover? Proven true, significant other. Where are you, best fit lover? Proven true, significant other.
Considerations
You told me of your bias, that I’d never change your mind, but you can't argue with science, see my love is double blind.
Results
It was you, best fit lover. Reject the null; there’s no other.
Discussion
Where are you, best fit lover? I’ll be true, significant other.
Conclusion
It was you, best fit lover. Proven true, significant other. It was you, best fit lover. Proven true, significant other.