Bayes! (You're the One for Me!)

Lyrics copyright by David Blackwell
May sing to the tune of "Who! [Stole my Heart Away]" (Jerome Kern)

Bayes! You're the very best,
True than all the rest,
Confidence, significance too,
I don't need them since I have you!

CHORUS: Bayes! Best of all I see,
Bayes! Right as right can be,
Bayes! You're the one for me,
Bayes! Bayes! No one but you!

Bayes! You're the very best,
Simpler than all the rest,
Just five words as clear as can be:
Post is prior times likelihood. See!

(Repeat Chorus)