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Statistition

Lyrics copyright Al G. Bra from his album "Old-Time Radical"
Music: Superstition (Stevie Wonder)

Very statistitious, bell curve on the wall,
Very statistitious, so empirical,
Normal distribution, centered 'round the mean
Standard deviations, most fall within three

When they deceive with things that you don't understand
Distort the numbers
Statistitions lie all day

Very statistitious, probability
Mind your p's and q's, they're complementary
Median or mean, central tendency
Make a distribution, show the frequency

So you'll believe in things that you don't understand
They twist the numbers
Statistitions fabricate

(Scream) MUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Very statistitious, show significance
With an estimation, know your confidence
Gettin' inferential, hypothesis test
Linear regression, the line that fits the best

When they deceive with things that you don't understand
Invent the numbers
Statistitions know the way