Lyrics copyright by John Bailer
may be sung to the tune of "I Can See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash
I can see clearly now the data stream
Revealing all patterns contained therein
Gone the obscuring clouds that had me blind
It’s gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) clear data day
I can see all features I need to use
Response and all variables engineered
Here is the model construct I’ll apply
It’s gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) clear data day
I can code clearly now, the data’s shown
All the noise represented in my view
Gone the confounders that once had me lost
It’s gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) model fit day
Oh yes, I can build a model with the aim
To make response patterns so very clear
Here is the AUC I’ve waited for
It’s gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) model fit day
[Bridge]
(Ooh)
Look all around, outliers well described
Look straight ahead, residuals normalized
I infer safely now the model fits
I can interpolate and thus predict
Cross-validation, now I’m confident
It’s gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) model fit day
[Outro]
It’s gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) clear data day
It’s gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) model fit day
(Sung twice )