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Average Love Songs

Lyric copyright ©2002 by Lawrence Mark Lesser
may sing to tune of "Silly Love Songs" (Paul McCartney)

You'd think people would've had enough of av'rage love songs
On my TV, I see it isn't so -- oh no
Is it mean to fill the world with av'rage love songs?
Is it Greek to you? I'd like to know, 'cause here I go
again

I love MU
I love MU
add the values up and divide by their number
I love MU
the mean need not be a data value
Is it Greek to you? I'd like to know
'cause here I go
again

bridge: song length has a central limit
just to get played at all
120 beats per minute:
it's expected, it's expected,
expected value for all....

I love MU
the mean is in between the maximum and minimum
I love MU
the mean is routine with symmetry and no outliers
I love MU

You'd think people would've had enough of average love songs
I follow my mu's and see it isn't so -- oh no
I play a mean guitar on average love songs
with X-barre chords