She Taught Me Data Science

Lyric © 2019 Larry Lesser & Michael Posner

Sung to the tune of "She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby

Statistics sure is growin’
Big data has variety
The data’s really flowin’
With volume and velocity
Mmmm, so she taught me data science
She taught me data science
Now that we have technology, yeh yeh

Now uh, huh huh
With aesthetics, I visualize
Taught me data science, science
Vi-o-lins before my eyes
Taught me data science, science

Mm, with tidyverse in my reach
I’m wrangling and tidy-ing
I scraped by thanks to my teach
scraping URLs with me
She taught me data science
She taught me data science
Now that we have technology

Nearest neighbors just like me
taught me data science, science
K-means clusters I can see
Taught me data science, science

Huh, ensemble methods fusion,
random forest, please don’t hate.
That matrix is confusion,
Now we must cross-validate.
She taught me data science
She taught me data science
Now that we have technology

Good heavens, ggplot, you’re beautiful!
I, I don't believe it
We’re bootstrapping again!
When estimating, I can simulate anything
All my inferential techniques
and computer theory
Are antiquated notions

Cloud computing is affording
Now any data feels tiny
[ou]R Studio recording
is apt to be so shi-i-ny!
She’s blinding me with shiny!
She taught me data science
She taught me


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