Lyrics and music ©2025 by Dick De Veaux
Data science, Data science
Night and day it’s Data science
Some say it’s just statistics
Some say that it’s comp science
But what we’re really scared of
Is losing all our clients
So maybe we should join them
And just form some grand alliance
Data science data science
Data science
Data science, data science
Night and day it’s data science
Now think about the Russians
And imagine our reliance
As we’re putting neural networks
Into every damned appliance
To imagine this disaster
Doesn’t take much rocket science
Data science data science
Data science
Data science, data science
Now to Chat we all seek guidance
But when we ask about regression
We get tales of ancient giants
Cites a paper it invented
And a court case with no clients
Should we ship this to production
Or is that non-compliance?
Data science data science
Data science