It's .05

Lyric copyright by Marc Coram and Matthew Finkelman
may sing to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back" (Robert Feldman, Gerald Goldstein and Richard Gottehre)

The p-value's low and I'm gonna get it published
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05

The p-value's low and the journal isn't rubbish
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05

Yeah, my paper got accepted
Null hypothesis rejected
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05

The effect is microscopic but I got four thousand patients
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05

Now people will forget my bad TA evaluations
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05

Yeah, my paper got accepted
Null hypothesis rejected
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05
Heh-na, heh-na, it's .05


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