Lyric copyright by Dennis Pearl
may sing to tune of "Hound Dog" (Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller; popularized by Elvis Presley)
You ain't nothin' but a natural log,
Transformin' all the time.
You ain't nothin' but a natural log,
Transformin' all the time.
Well, if the data ain't skewed,
Then you ain't no friend of mine.
When they said you was for algebra class,
Well, that was just a lie.
When they said you was for algebra class,
Well, that was just a lie.
You don't work for less than zero,
And you ain't no friend of mine.
(repeat 4 times)