It Had to be Mu

Lyric copyright by Joseph Verducci
may sing to tune of "It Had To Be You" (Gus Hahn and Isham Jones)

It had to be mu.
It had to be mu.
I wondered around
Till I finally found
A parameter who
Could make be true,
Could make me be BLUE;
And though I look bad
If the loss becomes MAD,
I still go to mu.

Some others I've seen
Just weren't the mean.
The mode is passe;
The median won't sway;
They just wouldn't do.
With all of the rest
I feel quite formal,
But near mu
I'm almost normal.
It had to be mu,
Wonderful mu
It had to be mu.